Thought Catalogue has an, at first perplexing, but in the end, humorous post toda, comparing different kinds of guys to different kinds of cheese. The most apt? Nacho cheese.

Nacho Cheese

Ah, the appeal of a bad cheese. No matter how many times you think you’ve quit, you flee back at moments of insecurity or confusion only to wake up the next morning filled with shame and regret. You are especially vulnerable to the nacho cheese late at night after imbibing excessive amounts of alcohol. Be vigilant to stay away from this cheese when feeling sad or on the rebound. It isn’t worth the fleeting pleasure, sweetie, just walk away…

Oh man. That is exactly how nachos make me feel. And certain guys. Better to stick to popcorn, eh?

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[Thought Catalogue: If Women are Like Wine, Men are Like Cheese]

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