First of all, we’d like to update you on the following important, kind of breaking news: The End Of Facebook Stalking As We Know It Is Upon Us. Mourn as you see fit.

Planning a trip to the farmers market? Here are 50 farmers market pickup lines that will help you score more than just some badass tomatoes.

If you’re out drinking, find out what your favorite type of beer says about you to a date, and consider these 10 wonderful wines under $15 that will knock the socks off your date. Whatever you do, though, don’t go on a dinner date with your ex. Science says food + your ex can lead to mega, mega jealousy. Pay attention to your own liquor cabinet — here’s what it says about you to a date.

To back out of a date (if you must), try one of these 4 creative ways. Experiencing a broken heart? DO ANYTHING BUT THIS.

Consider sex in the pool and a better blow job (or both), and please refrain from using these 17 sex euphemisms (they won’t get you laid), thank you.

We came up with 25 sweet things you can do for your girlfriend that are better than flowers but don’t cost a thing and 19 things you can do for your boyfriend that he will love you for.

And finally, 6 ways not to date like a crazy person.