Headed to a wedding? Here is who you should sleep with at the festivities, in order of best to worst idea. If there is a Swedish woman there you are interested in, here are 5 effective ways you should hit on her. Didn’t work? Date an Aussie! (Here are 23 reasons why you should.)

Or why not date someone who loves to surprise you? (There are actual reasons it’s a good idea.)

If you happen to get lucky, like really lucky, take these 10 tips for non-awkward 69-ing (or as close to non-awkward as it gets).

If it’s time to say “It’s not you, it’s me”, don’t do it! Use one of these 13 humorous alternatives instead! And you’ll need this: The Ultimate Guide To Breakups.

Guys, if you really want to win over a girl, here is the one (incredibly simple) thing you should do.

Ladies, you can relax a little. Here are 10 incredibly sexy things you’re doing but you have no idea how sexy they are.

And by the way, isn’t it about time we came up with some sort of “Help Me, I’m Being Hit On!” distress signal? (We think so.)

Whatever you do, think twice before getting tattoo. Especially a couple tattoo.

And have a great weekend. Happy dating!