Going home for the weekend with your S.O.? Here are the 15 rules for having sex in your parents’ house. If you’re going to your S.O.’s house and you’re meeting their brother or sister for the first time, take these 10 tips for meeting the siblings of someone you’re dating.

If you’re in a city, read the 10 things you can learn about a girl by observing her on the subway. And guys, don’t say these 27 things to girls. (It turns them off.)

If you don’t want to get a hangover this weekend, watch this awesome video about how to tell your hangover to eff-off. (It’s scientific!)

If you go to the gym, here are the 7 do’s and don’ts of hitting on someone working out. On a date, this is the reason your date will or will not pay for you.

Date a Southerner! No, date a Midwesterner! And if you go on a date with an Asian girl, don’t do these 6 things. (They’re almost too weird to be true, but they actually happen.)

If you’re already in a relationship, here are 15 do’s and don’ts of having the “What Are We?” talk.

About to have sex? Here are 5 creative songs to have sex to that you’ve probably never had sex to.

Did you just have sex? Here are how many calories you burned.

If you had a bad date and are feeling lonely, look at these 10 photos that will restore your faith in true, everlasting love. Ahhhh. And oh! Here are 9 pranks guaranteed to get you laid! That can restore your faith in true love, too.

Oh yeah. Don’t do this. (Embarrrrassssingggg!)

Also, somebody please make this watermelon chip dip thingey from Buzzfeed because it’s awesome.

Whatever you do, have a great weekend, and happy dating!