Earlier today on Reddit, a 26-year-old NYC taxi driver hosted an “Ask Me Anything.” Users wasted no time in asking about sex, of course:
Q: Have you ever had passengers get it on in the back while you were driving?
A: Yes many times. Sometimes they even ask. To which I usually just reply really? Because the cars NEVER get cleaned. They’re filthy.
I’ve also had a girl masturbate in the backseat while her friend was very embarrassed.
I usually try to hit as many potholes when I know a blow job is going on in the back. It’s always funny then you arrive at the destination and there early was not enough time for completion and the guy gets out of the car with a boner.
Wow. You can’t blame him, of course, but ouch. Moral of the story? Save the BJs for when you get to your destination. (And if you do fool around back there? Follow these tips. Especially #5.)