A combination of DFW, Nick Hornby, and Salinger means you’re at least a *touch* neurotic.
What does your drink say about you on a date? Your food? Your taste in music? We’ve got it all covered.
On the off chance that you consider fast-food the height of date night dining, here’s what your favorite spot says about you.
Looking for another set of criteria by which to judge a potential mate? Ask their blood type.
If you dream about incest, you are not attracted to a family member…
Midnight in Paris: You are the classic “born in the wrong era” type of person. Seek your match on a late-night stroll — maybe even in the rain.
If you do decide to ask him about the girl from the tattoo, be ready for a tale filled with either vitriol or tears. Either way, it’ll be intense.
At the first sound of any of these lines from that guy you’ve been hoping to progress your “sort of” relationship into something more, run. Don’t walk. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars. Just run.
On the scale of 1 to Home Invasion, a quick survey of your date’s medicine cabinet falls low on the Stalker Spectrum. It’s like the I.R.L. version of scoping his friends of friends list on Facebook–just don’t get caught!
If you’re into juggling, it means you want people to think you’re dating a lot of people. But really, you’re just spending a lot of time at home learning to juggle.