Vocab Lessons: Vali-Dating
It’s not a nice thing to do, but we’ve all been there.
Vocab Lessons: Femoral Intercourse
Keep this one in your back pocket if there’s a lull in conversation at Happy Hour tonight. “Hey, have you guys ever heard of…”
Vocab Lessons: Rounding the Bases Backwards
Sure, you’re supposed to start with kissing, but it doesn’t always work that way.
Vocab Lessons: Monogamish
Last week, Dan Savage turned over his Savage Love column to non-monogamous couples willing to share stories about how monogamy doesn’t work for them.
In Case You Weren’t Aware: The Other Meaning of “Santorum”
What if I’d been on a date last night with a dude who didn’t get my Santorum jokes? Part of me would wonder how politically and socially aware my date was if he missed this cultural reference.
Vocab Lessons: Bluffting
The Wall Street Journal claims that texting lends itself to some serious relationship power plays, and they’ve even coined a term for it.
Vocab Lessons: The Sock Gap
Last week, we talked about how annoying it is when guys leave their socks on in bed. Apparently, there’s a word for this.
What’s Your Preferred Sex Organ Slang?
We probably have more words for our genitalia than Eskimos have for snow. (I wonder if that says anything about our priorities as a culture.)
How To Order At A French Restaurant Without Sounding Dumb (Or Pretentious)
The reason French restaurants in general make such great date spots is that the French put such an emphasis on The Meal. But because they treat food so seriously, correct pronunciation can be pretty important.
Newly Coined Dating Slang: “The Friendicator”
“The Friendicator”, “Strategic Third Wheel” and “Designated Cockblock” are the top choices for what to call that extra person you bring with you on a Non-Date.
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