Favoriting a tweet has suddenly become an entendre — an @ reply the beginning of courtship, a retweet a public declaration of love. Oh, it’s so easy to become smitten with someone’s feed, to feel so sure you could win someone over if only they’d follow you back.
The most important thing in any relationship is communication, and if you can’t even ask someone to marry you while they’re, y’know, in the same place as you, what does that mean for the future of your marriage?
It seems like being Facebook friends with that random dude from HR may not be a bad move just because he Pokes you all the time.
If this were the 80s, maybe I’d have given him my number already and we’d be on our way to a Devo concert tonight.
She doesn’t need to know I’m watching Lifetime movies, eating ice cream, and staying in for the evening.
“and then he zippity boppityed her shmoobity zaboobity”
“My parents’ divorce is the reason I walked out on 5 of my 8 engagements.”
Watch out, Virgin America. You’ve got a real charmer on board.