What His Shoes Really Say About Him On A Date
If he’s wearing sandals… he wants the whole world to be his living room.
10 Reasons You Might Think Sex With a Pirate Would Be Hot (And Why You’d Be Wrong)
I was having one of those days where I was just sitting around my apartment the other day thinking about how much I wanted to have sex with a pirate, when I sort of had an epiphany — it might not be as glamorous as I’m imagining!
How To Look Like Ryan Reynolds, According To Ryan Reynolds
Smelling just like him really seals the deal, doesn’t it?
5 Reasons to Date a Teacher
Your parents will love us.
5 Reasons To Hook Up With A Royal
Let’s start with the obvious, shall we?
10 Reasons You Should Start Dating A Soccer Player Right Now
Those abs! You could play ‘em like a xylophone.
Dating Don’ts: 13 Vagina Killers
Do these things on a date, and you’ll ensure you’ll never get into her pants. Ever.
7 Tips For Initiating Sex With Dignity
A variation on the classic “This old thing?” shtick, it says “let’sdo this,” in a manner that is clear but not embarrassingly explicit.
6 Reasons You Should Take Every First Date To A BBQ Restaurant
PUT THE FORK DOWN!
10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date A Writer
In my version, I’m the tall pretty one who broke your heart, so that’s how I’ll write it whether or not you object.
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