In fact, don’t just date one — marry one.
Step 5: Turn away to remove your slip, flashing a sliver of butt cheek in the process.
How you stock and outfit your wet bar is one battle you get to fight on your home turf.
It says: I want more than just go get into your pants right now. (I still might want to get in your pants, but I’m not going to be creepy about it.)
Isn’t it almost always the things people do naturally, things they have no idea they’re even doing, that end up being the most alluring?
I mean, sure, you’ll probably wind up doing it with him in his mom’s basement, but School of Rock’s Dewey Finn will work hard for you, you know? He’ll be into it.
“I hid something for you in my cleavage. Frisk me later to find it.”