We can’t all be winners all the time.
I don’t need to know that Malik loves Ferraris, tigers, and works as a sorter/bagger at the United Parcel Service all at once.
“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”
There are five dating instances that stick out in my mind as red flag moments in the most literal sense — where I visualized red flags sticking out my date’s ears. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE? They had printed on them.