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The Most Demanding Personal Ad Ever

I don’t need to know that Malik loves Ferraris, tigers, and works as a sorter/bagger at the United Parcel Service all at once.

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10 Words To Take Off Your Online Dating Profile ASAP

Why is the M word on your profile, anyway?

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7 Kinds Of First Kisses Women Fear

It’s soul sucking.

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10 Hilarious Things To Say On A First Date NEVER

“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”

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The 5 Date Behaviors That Made Me Run For The Hills at 100 MPH

There are five dating instances that stick out in my mind as red flag moments in the most literal sense — where I visualized red flags sticking out my date’s ears. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE? They had printed on them.

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10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette

Perfectly good sex can be ruined by really bad manners.

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Hear Me Out: 10 Reasons You Should Not Date A Dog Owner

Your stuff may get destroyed at some point.