10 Reminders That The Dumb Thing You Said On Your Date Wasn’t The End Of The Universe
We can’t all be winners all the time.
The Most Demanding Personal Ad Ever
I don’t need to know that Malik loves Ferraris, tigers, and works as a sorter/bagger at the United Parcel Service all at once.
10 Words To Take Off Your Online Dating Profile ASAP
Why is the M word on your profile, anyway?
About That Time I Did Drugs With My Boyfriend, Which Was A Mistake
“I live in a basement.”
7 Kinds Of First Kisses Women Fear
It’s soul sucking.
10 Hilarious Things To Say On A First Date NEVER
“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”
The 5 Date Behaviors That Made Me Run For The Hills at 100 MPH
There are five dating instances that stick out in my mind as red flag moments in the most literal sense — where I visualized red flags sticking out my date’s ears. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE? They had printed on them.
10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette
Perfectly good sex can be ruined by really bad manners.
Dear Online Daters: Whatever You Do, Don’t Do This
This is one big dating do NOT.
Hear Me Out: 10 Reasons You Should Not Date A Dog Owner
Your stuff may get destroyed at some point.














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