Colin Farrell, I didn’t even know you were Irish, but let’s have a whiskey straight because I feel like you’re that kind of guy.
If you have a boyfriend, bring him along, and hope he doesn’t get too jealous.
Sure people say the French are romantic, but don’t discount the Irish.
You want to stand out from all the other Americans drunkenly hitting on your Irish bartender on St. Patrick’s Day? Use this line.
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He went to pour me a beer (even though the one he’d just poured a few minutes earlier was still full) and spilled an entire pitcher all over me. On my lap, on my shirt — it even got in my purse.