Let’s face it, dates are not all winners. Just can’t give up too early. You’ll know which way it’s going by halftime.
The good news: it’s fixable.
They might not realize how far gone they are until they see you decked out in some animal themed t-shirts screaming at the television, “YOU CAN’T LET THE FISH GET AWAY! THAT’S BAD FUNDAMENTALS!”
It’s easy to root for the home team when the home team looks like this.
If you watched a tennis match blindfolded, you’d be forgiven for mistaking it with something vaguely orgiastic.
Insert your own “that’s what she said” joke here.
How do you say “great serve” in Spanish?