Don’t neg. Don’t overpower us with your sexuality. Just try very hard to be nice, normal guys, and we’ll take it from there.
If you notice your girlfriend solely surrounds herself with men, you might want to ask yourself why.
It’s not that I want to punish my exes. They can be happy! They just can never remind me they exist.
Before you buy that big orange watch or those really dangly earrings, ask yourself: would my girlfriend like a big, orange watch? Has she ever worn long earrings before?
Never have I ever heard of foreplay coming to a screeching halt because a guy discovered stretch marks.
At the first sound of any of these lines from that guy you’ve been hoping to progress your “sort of” relationship into something more, run. Don’t walk. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars. Just run.
Somewhere underneath those floral stretch pants and those platform sneakers is the answer to what drives women — what they care about, how they love, what makes them tick.
This is the one resolution that will have the biggest impact on your dating life, and more importantly, your dating outlook, in 2012.
I felt a Revenge of the Nerds kind of victory as I shot off droll replies to my crush’s earnest questions about living in NYC and acrobatic word plays about classmates. I’d done online dating, and this was called foreplay.