#4 Stage a fake phone call to your fake boyfriend, whose fake name is Bone Thug Murderer.
One hypothesis suggests that couples feel more safe and secure, causing them less stress.
“Who just razed a skyscraper?!?!” I’ve been known to shout, while bolting upright in bed and removing my biteguard. “Did the hand of Goliath just scrape away the crust of the earth?!?!”
Better to have the home-court advantage, or to get to play apartment anthropologist?
Got hot Valentine’s Day plans…that might possibly end at your place? Make sure your bedroom is ready for the job.
This duvet set isn’t quite as good as Twister sheets (which, sadly, aren’t available anymore), but it’s still pretty good.
“My parents broke down once I had a serious girlfriend in college. Now they don’t even care about randos!”