Guys: remember that scene in Die Hard when John McClain’s wife is held hostage? John emerges slowly from that dark tunnel and drops his gun, sacrificing himself for her. Just think of romantic comedies like that scene, except without the guns, and an hour and fifteen minutes longer.
Ladies, I’d like to personally thank you for saying yes, because I have seen videos of crazy proposals gone wrong and I just… can’t… take it sometimes.
If you’re looking to turn your life into a Maury segment, then yes, by all means, do as Big Bank Hank says.
“Give Me Your Tired, Give Me Your Poor, Give Me Your Huddled Masses.”
If you like dating someone you can throw around in the bedroom a little bit, you may have met your match!