25 Signs He’s Definitely Not “The One”
#15 His face doesn’t light up when he sees you enter the room.
17 Sex Euphemisms That Won’t Get You Laid
Crashing the custard truck? I don’t want to understand what this means.
6 Things Not To Do On A Date With An Asian Girl (That People Have Actually Done To Me)
Bowing to her three times is also a real no-no.
17 Reasons She Had To Dump Him
“I’m funny, but laughter loses its luster when someone is laughing at how you say “hello” on the phone. Pull it back, chuckles.”
27 Things Guys Said That Totally Turned Us Off
“No thanks,” says my vagina.
15 First Date Don’ts: Takeaways from An Epically Bad First Date
“My parents’ divorce is the reason I walked out on 5 of my 8 engagements.”
About That Time My Date Pulled a Move from “The Game” and Gave Me a Personality Test
I had said my cube was large, so he told me that meant I had a large ego. Ouch.
You Can Judge 90% of Someone’s Personality by their Shoes, Says Science
Boring shoes belonged to people who found it hard to form relationships.
That Guy Who Is Just Like Nacho Cheese
Nacho, nacho man….
The 23 Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Jerry Dumped Someone on “Seinfeld”
#11: For believing she got gonorrhea from sitting on a tractor in a bathing suit.















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