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25 Signs He’s Definitely Not “The One”

#15 His face doesn’t light up when he sees you enter the room.

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17 Sex Euphemisms That Won’t Get You Laid

Crashing the custard truck? I don’t want to understand what this means.

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17 Reasons She Had To Dump Him

“I’m funny, but laughter loses its luster when someone is laughing at how you say “hello” on the phone. Pull it back, chuckles.”

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27 Things Guys Said That Totally Turned Us Off

“No thanks,” says my vagina.

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15 First Date Don’ts: Takeaways from An Epically Bad First Date

“My parents’ divorce is the reason I walked out on 5 of my 8 engagements.”

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About That Time My Date Pulled a Move from “The Game” and Gave Me a Personality Test

I had said my cube was large, so he told me that meant I had a large ego. Ouch.

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You Can Judge 90% of Someone’s Personality by their Shoes, Says Science

Boring shoes belonged to people who found it hard to form relationships.

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The 23 Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Jerry Dumped Someone on “Seinfeld”

#11: For believing she got gonorrhea from sitting on a tractor in a bathing suit.