#15 His face doesn’t light up when he sees you enter the room.
Crashing the custard truck? I don’t want to understand what this means.
Bowing to her three times is also a real no-no.
“I’m funny, but laughter loses its luster when someone is laughing at how you say “hello” on the phone. Pull it back, chuckles.”
“My parents’ divorce is the reason I walked out on 5 of my 8 engagements.”
I had said my cube was large, so he told me that meant I had a large ego. Ouch.
Boring shoes belonged to people who found it hard to form relationships.