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Birth Control Tips from Serial Impregnator Levi Johnston

“There was a time we went to the cabin and forgot the birth control pills and, you know, about a month later we found out we were having a baby.”

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I Took the Male Birth Control Pledge. Will You?

I want Rush Limbaugh to call me a slut, too.

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Jessica Simpson Loves Slutty Brownies And You Will Too

Pass these brownies around — everyone is going to want a piece of them.

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We Don’t Know How to Use Condoms Correctly, Says Science

As Lil’ Wayne once said, “Safe sex is great sex.” So make sure you’re using those rubbers correctly.

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Seriously Unclassy: Snooki’s Ex Says He Hopes She Miscarries Her Baby

And starting it off with “not to be rude” is the icing on the rude cake.