pirates

Believe It or Not, There Is Such A Thing As Too Many Pirate Jokes on a First Date

So when I saw a date that suggested “How about we…. go pick out eye-patches at a pirate store and then go order drinks in pirate voices” I couldn’t resist the chance to play dress-up. After all, it could have made for a really cute story for friends if Jack and I became an item.

10 Reasons You Might Think Sex With a Pirate Would Be Hot (And Why You’d Be Wrong)

I was having one of those days where I was just sitting around my apartment the other day thinking about how much I wanted to have sex with a pirate, when I sort of had an epiphany — it might not be as glamorous as I’m imagining!