Best of 2012: 13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines for Your Potential Sneech Muffin
I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
10 Pickup Lines To Help You Get That Cute Fashionista Naked
We were implying you guys would be naked. Because you’d be doin’ it. Did no one get that?
10 Funniest Wedding Pickup Lines You Will Ever Hear
Some people go to weddings to celebrate the blessed union of two close friends. Those people are morons.
13 Pickup Lines for the Liquor Store
I think all the bottles must be jealous, ‘cause your smile is the most intoxicating thing in here.
10 Hot Rock Climbing Pickup Lines To Rock Their World
The rock climbing gym: one place where it’s acceptable – in fact, it’s expected – to stare at someone’s ass (as they scale that boulder).
9 Grocery Store Pickup Lines Smoother Than Peanut Butter (The Smooth Kind)
“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.”
20 Pickup Lines For The Juice Bar
Juice bars are popping up all over the place, so why not get some sugar with your antioxidants?
20 Pickup Lines For The Subway
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I’ve been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.
Pickup Lines For The Ride, Tutu Fresh, And More Crazy Classes At The Gym
I am, and please pardon the arrogance here, a bit of a connoisseur of The Crunch Class.
10 Pickup Lines For Flirting At The Bookstore
Bookstores are a lot like bars, except that you have to bring your own alcohol.
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