I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
We were implying you guys would be naked. Because you’d be doin’ it. Did no one get that?
Some people go to weddings to celebrate the blessed union of two close friends. Those people are morons.
I think all the bottles must be jealous, ‘cause your smile is the most intoxicating thing in here.
The rock climbing gym: one place where it’s acceptable – in fact, it’s expected – to stare at someone’s ass (as they scale that boulder).
“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.”
Juice bars are popping up all over the place, so why not get some sugar with your antioxidants?
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I’ve been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.
I am, and please pardon the arrogance here, a bit of a connoisseur of The Crunch Class.