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Meet the Babes of the 2012 Olympics: Swimming Edition

So many “down under” jokes, so little time.

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Meet the Babes of the 2012 Olympics: Tennis Edition

Insert your own “that’s what she said” joke here.

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Note To Olympians: Science Says Sex Could Help You Score That Gold Medal

“After three months without sex, which is not so uncommon for some athletes, testosterone dramatically drops to levels close to children’s levels. Do you think this may be useful for a boxer?”

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50 Pick Up Lines for Olympians

Let me show you my javelin grip.