I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
PETA is not only raising awareness, but also providing vegan guys with a badass come back when they get crap for not eating meat.
Your relationship status is what? Yeah, there’s a someecard Valentine for that.
Thank God it’s almost Valentine’s Day. I mean, it’s not my favorite holiday, but I have been waiting all year to romance my boyfriend using Edith Zimmerman’s phenomenal tips in her hilarious piece, “How To Make Your Husband a Nice Dinner” and Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to do it.
You may tell yourself–to quote a song you were probably dancing to last night at 4 AM–“this is not my beautiful house.”
It’s not that I want to punish my exes. They can be happy! They just can never remind me they exist.
Reason #4,000 that they need to bring back prizes in cereal boxes.
“You’ve got a great smile,” he said. “Why thank you!” “Stick your tongue out farther for me.” “Anything for you!” “Would you like me to teach you how to floss?”"Doctor, are you flirting with me?”