Best of 2012: 13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines for Your Potential Sneech Muffin
I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
This Is What Crazy Sounds Like
Losing a guy in 57 text messages just got way, way funnier.
If Anyone Calls You a “Sissy” for Being Vegan, Here’s Your Comeback
PETA is not only raising awareness, but also providing vegan guys with a badass come back when they get crap for not eating meat.
Wait. THIS Is The Best Break-Up Song Ever
Forget anything else we’ve ever said on the matter.
11 Someecards Valentines for Every Relationship Stage
Your relationship status is what? Yeah, there’s a someecard Valentine for that.
How To Make Your Boyfriend a Romantic Dinner
Thank God it’s almost Valentine’s Day. I mean, it’s not my favorite holiday, but I have been waiting all year to romance my boyfriend using Edith Zimmerman’s phenomenal tips in her hilarious piece, “How To Make Your Husband a Nice Dinner” and Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to do it.
5 Morning-After Escape Routes
You may tell yourself–to quote a song you were probably dancing to last night at 4 AM–“this is not my beautiful house.”
4 Rules for My Fantasy Ex-Boyfriend Island
It’s not that I want to punish my exes. They can be happy! They just can never remind me they exist.
Would You Buy Lucky Charms Condoms?
Reason #4,000 that they need to bring back prizes in cereal boxes.
Sh*t Dentists Say That Sounds Like Pick-Up Lines
“You’ve got a great smile,” he said. “Why thank you!” “Stick your tongue out farther for me.” “Anything for you!” “Would you like me to teach you how to floss?”"Doctor, are you flirting with me?”
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