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5 Ways You Know Your Gym Is Gay

It’s bougie, okay? And everyone knows it.

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He’ll Buy You Dinner If You’re Pretty Enough, Says Science

The more attractive a man is, the more women expect him to pay.

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Women Probably Won’t Date You If You’re Unemployed, Says Science

So if you’re at a bar and you’re talking to a girl and she asks, “so what do you do?” And you say, “I’m between jobs”, she might not care that you can afford it or you have a plan or blahblahblah. She might be turned off, unfairly so.

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DUH, Ladies, JEEZ: Your Rich Boyfriend Awaits You In Silicon Valley

The money makers spend all their days making money, and there are no girls out there (there actually is a huge gender imbalance), and the guys just sit around in their mansions after work bored out of their minds wishing there was someone to spoon with.

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Here’s How Much a Wedding REALLY Costs: Two Line-by-Line Budgets from 1987 vs 2011

You really don’t want to know how much the average Manhattan wedding costs.

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8 Financial Dealbreakers to Watch Out For

When it comes to financial matters, are you dating a dolt?

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Quiz: Can You Rank The Cheapest Dates In The World?

New Yorkers — if you thought your city was the most expensive place to date in the universe, you were wrong.

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The 15 Cheesiest Tax Day Pickup Lines We Could Think Of

“Listen, I’ve been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.”

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The One Thing You Should Always Bring on a First Date

Your date will go so much more smoothly if you bring this.