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Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Thanks For Cock-Blocking Me. Twice.

Upon meeting girls, they’d wince as they went back through their minds: “I feel like I’ve met you before.” Then it would hit them: “oh yes, the Freshman book. The picture. You like animals.” Game over.

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Everything We Know About Dating We Learned From Our Moms

Everybody give it up for your mama — the weekend belongs to her.

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“You’re Not Going to Find a Boyfriend in Pants That Tight” + 6 More Gay Dating Tips from My Mom

“I’m just saying if you want to have someone over to listen to music on your bed, a roommate would just get in the way.”

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What 25 Years of Dating Advice from My Mom Looks Like

I guess the advice will never stop coming. (And I hope it doesn’t, whether I listen to it or not.)

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3 Rules For Staying Friends With Your Ex’s Mom

My own mom is awesome, but she lives a plane ride away, and talking on Skype isn’t the same as actually hanging out.

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How to Be Single In Your 20s: 4 Dating Tips for My Niece

If Jane winds up sailing single through her twenties just like Auntie Sara, well, that business isn’t easy. She’ll need all the help she can get.