So many “down under” jokes, so little time.

It’s easy to root for the home team when the home team looks like this.

Insert your own “that’s what she said” joke here.

How do you say “great serve” in Spanish?

Quick, somebody make a “breaststroke” joke.

His nickname back in Uruguay is “pochola,” which either means “dude who is extremely hot” or something really dirty.

He loves to cook and is trained as a massage therapist. Clearly he was made in a lab in Australia, because no man can be that perfect.

The top Google search for this Frenchman is “Richard Gasquet shirtless.”

This nice Canadian boy has a smile you can bring home to Mom – and maybe he’ll score a medal to match?