Do Not Dress Up as Your Ex for Halloween, Unless You Are Deryck Whibley and Your Ex Is Avril Lavigne
Like snorting a line of ants or dating Lindsay Lohan, dressing up as your ex for Halloween is one of those things you should only do if you are a celebrity.
Let’s make a plan to get you a Holiday love before Thanksgiving! The first step is to plan Halloween dates.
Pro tip: Any costume with a pregnant belly is 8x funnier than the same costume without.
And you thought YOUR love life was scary! (Ba-bum-shing!)
Still haven’t found the perfect couples costume? How about Lil Kim Jong-II?
Horror movies might seem like the obvious choice for a night in with your date on Halloween — but the cannon of less terrifying spooky flicks can give you more helpful romance advice than your average self-help book.
My Best/Worst Walk of Shame Ever: The Fairy Tale Ending (Or, How My Halloween Crush Became My Boyfriend)
I was going to have to take the worst kind of Walk Of Shame—the one where you didn’t get to have sex but it just looks like you did and you are covered in glitter, wearing a tiny, ass-cheeks-baring Tinkerbell costume.
The best costumes for those swinging single this Hallo-weekend.
A phenomenon known as “misattribution of arousal” can explain why sharing a scary experience with your date may increase your chances at love.