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When Did Writing About Detached Sex Become a Thing?

There is no need to have meaningless, unenjoyable sex – no inherent goodness or interestingness to that experience – when not having sex is a viable (and maybe in some cases, better) option.

4 Sex Positions Every Man Should Try + How To Date A Murderer

Dudes: Banking Your Sperm Will Get You Laid, Insane Clown Posse’s Top 5 Date Movies, How Risky Is Oral Sex? & Disney Princess Marriage: Couples That May Not Have Lived Happily Ever After

Are Looks More Important Than Brains? + 8 Ways To Handle Dating 2 Guys At Once

Plus: Prince William Definitely Got Laid Last Night, “I have an ugly blow job face”, Comic: Awkward Sexy Dreamz, Unbaby.me: The Facebook Baby Photo Exterminator, Artist Rodolfo Loaiza Paints Same Sex Disney Couples

15 Favorite Bands That Make You Totally Undateable + 101 Romantic Things To Do With Your Partner

Plus: Breaking Up In IKEA, R. Kelly Says The Notebook Made Him Cry And Led To His Divorce, Can You Make New, Opposite-Sex Friends Once You Are In A Relationship? & 30 Quotes On Weddings And Marriage

9 Pranks Guaranteed To Get You Laid + What Your Salad Dressing Says About You On A Date

Plus: 4 Ways To Ease Nerves Before A Blind Date, Fiona Apple Songs For Every Stage Of Your Relationship, 15 Hot Celebs Sucking On Popsicles & 4 Things Women Wish Men Knew In Bed

There Are 10 Ways Women Can Score A One-Night-Stand, Says Science

LADIES? GET TO IT.

Cheating Isn’t Classy — But Neither Is Outing Your Colleague As a Cheater In His Obituary

Wow, awesome how they got that prostitution stuff in there.

8 Tips for Recovering Your Stuff After a Breakup

Tiffany’s bracelet: yours. Grandma’s Tiffany’s bracelet: not yours.

The “Occupy Wall Street” Missed Connection, or The One That Got Away… In A Paddy Wagon

I suppose it’s inevitable. Hoards of young, riled up 20-somethings decked out in their sexiest protest gear. Sparks are bound to fly. Or, at least, almost fly.