Women do not intimidate men.
I think all the bottles must be jealous, ‘cause your smile is the most intoxicating thing in here.
She controls the motion, which means max pleasure for her, and max surprise for him.
Better to concentrate on getting to know the person sitting across from you at the table, and he you… including your love of bacon cheeseburgers. (Besides, if you order what you want, if the date’s a bust at least you’ll enjoy the meal.)
Seriously ladies, print this bad boy out, tack it to your refrigerator, and use it as a constant reminder of what you deserve!
Beauty is telling a dirty joke and laughing so hard nobody can hear the punchline.