The Decliner, the Name-Dropper, the Minimalist: Which one are you?
There are five dating instances that stick out in my mind as red flag moments in the most literal sense — where I visualized red flags sticking out my date’s ears. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE? They had printed on them.
Here are five drinks to try out on potential suitors the next time you’re out at the bar.
“If I don’t call a girl, it is most likely because I don’t want to touch her butt.”
Hug? Handshake? Fist bump? High five? How do you do it?
“You remind me of my ex.” “Just a sec, I have to text back my mom.”
Would you sleep with someone who owned these shoes? Alberto Moretti, artistic director of Arfango, wouldn’t. And he’s banking on the fact that nobody else would, either.