Marriage won’t make anyone smarter, funnier, more charming, more thoughtful, more anything you want them to be besides … more married.
Maybe you just don’t need or want a symbolic public ceremony to celebrate something you already have.
Someone whose idea of “kinky” is locking their partner in a dog cage probably isn’t going to feel fulfilled with someone whose idea of “kinky” is fuzzy handcuffs.
I don’t mind walking through a briar patch to get to a picnic.
How to downgrade Valentine’s Day from “a big deal” to just a fun night in a way that makes everyone happy.
Spoiler alert: This is not a meet-cute story.