‘He’s like Sour Patch Kids: Sour, Sweet, Gone’: Redditors Describe Their Exes as Food
“Chris was like McDonald’s. He seemed really awesome when I was young, but as I grew up, I realized how depressingly mediocre and unhealthy he was for me.”
Staying Friends With Your Exes: The 10 Commandments
Some of the rules are rational, but difficult for those of us who relish the irrational after a breakup. Others might seem outside the box.
Are You Insane If You Ask Your Boyfriend to Untag His Exes?
At some point, you’re going to see them — pics of him with an ex, or perhaps two exes, or perhaps ten. There they sit, living on the Internet for all eternity. UNLESS…you break the digital wall and ask your beloved to untag himself.
My Sincerest Apologies To My Exes
These aren’t big regrets. These aren’t relationship-ending offenses. These aren’t the straws that broke backs, or watershed moments. They’re just little things that I’m sorry about.
How To Stop Letting the Past Interfere With Your Future
You don’t even know the poor guy and he’s already getting grilled about being a cheater, or whatever crappy thing the ex boyfriend(s) did.
Why I’ll Never Cyberstalk Anyone Ever Again
You can’t ever get an accurate perception of a person by tracking their web footprint. It’s just not possible — humans are too complex.
‘Girls’ Illustrates 4 Things You Shouldn’t Do When It Comes To An Ex
In real life, we are well aware that messy ex situations are not fun and quirky. Let’s review all the mistakes that Hannah and the gang made so that we can avoid making them in the future. Spoilers ahead, obviously.
“Spiteful Dressing” — It’s A Guy Thing, Too
I knew, that he knew, that I KNEW those were the shorts, and the haircut, and the sweater and the everything else.
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