You’re right, weather lady. This is too much fun.
“I felt like I was so nervous that I couldn’t talk, and was out of conversation topics. So I brought up ‘Shower Belly’.”
14. He greets you with, “Good morning, my wife!”
Homosexuality in a boyfriend isn’t a deal breaker. Neither is it my preferred mode of operation, but my point is I can swing it if I have to, most especially because I like having sex in the dark.
The nightmare doesn’t even end with the pee.
“Let me make this as clear as I can: FoxNews.com’s style and beauty editor Amber Milt found an article for children, stole it, and presented it to Fox News readers as erotic material.”