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What Your Favorite Disney Prince Says About Your Love Life

I don’t want you wasting your best years going through heaps of hot men who are emotionally unavailable for you.

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Which Disney Prince Would Make the Best Boyfriend? Round 3

Prince Eric plays the recorder. Nothing against the recorder, but I played the recorder when I were like 7 years old. Does anything sound sexy on the recorder? No.

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Which Disney Prince Would Make the Best Boyfriend? Round 2

Robin Hood, although he does not wear pants and is a fox, has a British accent, which makes up for nearly everything.

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Which Disney Prince Would Make the Best Boyfriend? Round 1

Not only would Hercules probably make you run a marathon before breakfast every day, holding a horse over your head or something, but you’d probably get sick of him bragging about stuff.

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You Can Keep Your Fairy Tale — I’ll Stick With Reality

There’s a troubling trend in today’s wedding culture that’s hitting both former high school classmates and Kardashians alike: the obsession with a “fairy tale wedding.”

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Shut Up, Belle (Or, How a Disney Movie Guilted Me Into Going on a Date I Didn’t Want to Go On)

After all of this, you’re probably assuming that I emailed that man back, we went on a date, everything was wonderful and we are planning a casual but elegant Spring wedding. That’s the lesson I’m supposed to give you.

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The Top Ten Disney Pick-Up Lines

#DisneyPickUpLines has been trending on Twitter today and some of them aren’t half bad. Here’s the 10 best. (Yeah, okay, one of them’s mine, but it’s pretty good right?)

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Also, how would Disney princes measure up as real life boyfriends?