I don’t want you wasting your best years going through heaps of hot men who are emotionally unavailable for you.
Prince Eric plays the recorder. Nothing against the recorder, but I played the recorder when I were like 7 years old. Does anything sound sexy on the recorder? No.
Robin Hood, although he does not wear pants and is a fox, has a British accent, which makes up for nearly everything.
Not only would Hercules probably make you run a marathon before breakfast every day, holding a horse over your head or something, but you’d probably get sick of him bragging about stuff.
There’s a troubling trend in today’s wedding culture that’s hitting both former high school classmates and Kardashians alike: the obsession with a “fairy tale wedding.”
After all of this, you’re probably assuming that I emailed that man back, we went on a date, everything was wonderful and we are planning a casual but elegant Spring wedding. That’s the lesson I’m supposed to give you.
#DisneyPickUpLines has been trending on Twitter today and some of them aren’t half bad. Here’s the 10 best. (Yeah, okay, one of them’s mine, but it’s pretty good right?)