10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date A Writer
In my version, I’m the tall pretty one who broke your heart, so that’s how I’ll write it whether or not you object.
In Defense Of Being A “Cat Lady”
Stop picturing the dilapidated house with the 86 unneutered felines scampering around every which way when we mention our cats.
21 Reasons He Didn’t Call
“If I don’t call a girl, it is most likely because I don’t want to touch her butt.”
Sex Diaries: In a Long Term Relationship, Is Bad Sex a Dealbreaker?
It’s so terribly easy to explain things away when you’re in a long term relationship with someone and you desperately want things to work. You’re blind to so much, telling your friends everything’s fine, really, until you wake up and realize it isn’t.
10 Requirements You Must Meet Before You Can Set Me Up on a Blind Date
Everything can be cleared up with a quick Facebook background check.
4 Ways To Transition From Online To In-Person
If she talks about the future or jumps into bed without you right of the bat,you may have a clinger on your hands.
My Girlfriend Is Convinced I’m Cheating, But I’m Not. What Should I Do?
“Every time after she pulls one of her stunts I tell myself I’ll give her one more chance, but I keep saying that.”
4 Things to Remember If You Never Hear from Them Again
It’s a win-win.
The Most Bullsh*t Text Message Ever From A Passive-Aggressive Liar
You’re not fooling anyone, sir.
6 Lies You Probably Shouldn’t Tell Your Girlfriend
I know for a fact that at least five of those spoken for (my mother, my sister, and at least three ex-girlfriends who regard me in a less than favorable light) have never really appreciated my lies under any circumstances.
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