In my version, I’m the tall pretty one who broke your heart, so that’s how I’ll write it whether or not you object.
Stop picturing the dilapidated house with the 86 unneutered felines scampering around every which way when we mention our cats.
“If I don’t call a girl, it is most likely because I don’t want to touch her butt.”
It’s so terribly easy to explain things away when you’re in a long term relationship with someone and you desperately want things to work. You’re blind to so much, telling your friends everything’s fine, really, until you wake up and realize it isn’t.
Everything can be cleared up with a quick Facebook background check.
If she talks about the future or jumps into bed without you right of the bat,you may have a clinger on your hands.
“Every time after she pulls one of her stunts I tell myself I’ll give her one more chance, but I keep saying that.”
I know for a fact that at least five of those spoken for (my mother, my sister, and at least three ex-girlfriends who regard me in a less than favorable light) have never really appreciated my lies under any circumstances.