The lesson, as always, is that every relationship is unique and there are no hard-and-fast rules.
Not every woman wants a ring from you.
I was expecting something self-indulgent and cheesy. Instead, I found something beautiful, heartbreaking, and all too relatable.
Probably to my detriment, I unwittingly gathered my dating cues from Jerry, George, Elaine and, yes, even Kramer.
How do you know if your dealbreakers are unreasonable? Here’s a handy guide.
“Do you always wear those glasses? Because you have really beautiful eyes.”
So if you’re at a bar and you’re talking to a girl and she asks, “so what do you do?” And you say, “I’m between jobs”, she might not care that you can afford it or you have a plan or blahblahblah. She might be turned off, unfairly so.
#11: For believing she got gonorrhea from sitting on a tractor in a bathing suit.