10 Words To Take Off Your Online Dating Profile ASAP
Why is the M word on your profile, anyway?
About That Time I Did Drugs With My Boyfriend, Which Was A Mistake
“I live in a basement.”
10 Tattoos That Make You Undateable
I would love to bang a guy with a mom tattoo.
7 Kinds Of First Kisses Women Fear
It’s soul sucking.
10 Hilarious Things To Say On A First Date NEVER
“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”
Hear Me Out: 10 Reasons You Should Not Date A Dog Owner
Your stuff may get destroyed at some point.
20 Of The Worst Possible “Fifty Shades” Audiobook Narrators, According To Twitter
“and then he zippity boppityed her shmoobity zaboobity”
10 Crazy Love Texts From Napoleon
Lil’ Nappy might have been writing these lines with quill pen and parchment, but if he were alive today, this stuff would be all over textsfromlastnight.com.
27 Things Guys Said That Totally Turned Us Off
“No thanks,” says my vagina.
About That Time My Date Pulled a Move from “The Game” and Gave Me a Personality Test
I had said my cube was large, so he told me that meant I had a large ego. Ouch.
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