“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”
“and then he zippity boppityed her shmoobity zaboobity”
Lil’ Nappy might have been writing these lines with quill pen and parchment, but if he were alive today, this stuff would be all over textsfromlastnight.com.