What You Should See in Theaters This Weekend (& What You Should Save for Karaoke)
“I’d go so far as to pay for my date without expecting a large soda in return.”
Confession: I Want to Be Impregnated By That Video of Bradley Cooper Speaking French.
In short, if this video walked up to me and asked if it could impregnate me, I wouldn’t even make it buy me dinner before taking it back to my place.
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