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14 Literary Characters We’ve Had Crushes On

It’s easy to get so wrapped up in a book that you start thinking the characters are real.

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8 Ways Reading Makes You A Better Dater

Reading — at least it’s not cocaine!

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10 Pickup Lines For Flirting At The Bookstore

Bookstores are a lot like bars, except that you have to bring your own alcohol.

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When It Comes To Sex, What Men Think About Sexy Underpants

THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES.

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20 Of The Worst Possible “Fifty Shades” Audiobook Narrators, According To Twitter

“and then he zippity boppityed her shmoobity zaboobity”

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In Defense of Romance Novels (And How They Can Make You a Better Dater)

Reading romance novels helps us explore the love in our own lives, and figure out what we might not be able to figure out on our own.

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Getting Dirty With Your Hands: The Surrealist Chart Of Erotic Hand Signaling

Don’t you wish there was a GIF for this? That makes two of us (and we are BOTH in luck).

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10 WTF Romance Novel Covers

I’m embarrassed to even be looking at this.

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If Mr. Darcy Was Gay, and Jane Eyre Into Bondage…

If you liked “Fifty Shades of Grey,” you’ll be just as bemused by “Jane Eyre Laid Bare.”

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5 Ways To Be Sexy Like Obama, According To His Ex-Girlfriend

Lounge around drinking coffee and solving the Times crossword puzzle, bare-chested, wearing a blue and white sarong.