I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

You’re sick, but in a cute way.

Women want to know what you find attractive about them, not what you find alluring about yourself.

The great thing about the Half-Clean is that it suggests that my apartment (upon my date’s entrance) is existing in its natural state; it conveys that I am a fairly well-kept person ALL THE TIME, when in reality I am anything but.

You’ll want to bookmark this one.

Avoid the “I dunno” at all costs.

You’re why HowAboutWe exists, and I’m here to make sure you get the most out of it.

If the only good thing that happens from this date is that your sheets got cleaned, then that’s a pretty good day.

Suddenly realizing you’re not as up on current events as you should be? Don’t panic.

If you practice comporting yourself in a slightly more elegant (and, yes, seductive) manner on your own time, being sexy will become something you are, not just an act you put on around guys.