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Meet the Babes of the 2012 Olympics: Swimming Edition

So many “down under” jokes, so little time.

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Meet the Babes of the 2012 Olympics: Soccer Slash Football Edition

How do you say “wanna kick it later” in Swedish?

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Meet the Babes of the 2012 Olympics: Track and Field Edition

It’s easy to root for the home team when the home team looks like this.

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Meet the Babes of the 2012 Olympics: Beach Volleyball Edition

How do you say “great serve” in Spanish?

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50 Pick Up Lines for Olympians

Let me show you my javelin grip.

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Meet the Hotties of the 2012 London Olympics: Swimming Edition

Quick, somebody make a “breaststroke” joke.

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Meet the Hotties of the 2012 London Olympics: Soccer aka Football Edition

His nickname back in Uruguay is “pochola,” which either means “dude who is extremely hot” or something really dirty.

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Meet the Hotties of the 2012 London Olympics: Track and Field Edition

He loves to cook and is trained as a massage therapist. Clearly he was made in a lab in Australia, because no man can be that perfect.

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Meet the Hotties of the 2012 London Olympics: Tennis Edition

The top Google search for this Frenchman is “Richard Gasquet shirtless.”

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Meet the Hotties of the 2012 London Olympics: Sailing Edition

This nice Canadian boy has a smile you can bring home to Mom – and maybe he’ll score a medal to match?