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Astrological Matches Made In Heaven

These two a-holes can just go have their own party somewhere. (But you know you want to be invited.)

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10 Things You Need to Know About Dating a Libra

Remember that time you kinda sorta forgot their birthday? Yeah, they’re definitely still a little pissed off.

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Astrological Matches Made In Hell

Sagittarius would probably describe an ideal date night as an order of hot wings at Hooters, three innings of a Yankees game, two lap dances, and taking some time off to see other people.