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On Those Annoying Relationship Facebook Posts

Facebook really pissed me off last night.

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The Problem With Saying “He’s Just Not That Into You”

Sure, he likes you. What is there not to like?

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8 Reasons Being Single Is Not the Worst Thing In the World

Dating can be exhausting. But it can be fun. It can be a nice time to do your thang. And it will probably not be forever.

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10 Ways Your Landlord Can Ruin Your Sex Life

You’re locked in, and nobody’s knob is getting turned tonight.

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10 Reasons I Would Never Date A Runner Even Though I Am One

Running shorts do not give me a lady boner. They’re too short and flap around in the wind like girly little fairy wings.

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The 10 Most Annoying Bar Behaviors

Are you annoying the crap out of people before you even get a chance to hit on them?

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Would You Date “The Worst Person In The World”? (This Hand Model)

She can’t cook, clean, take out the garbage, open cans, open windows, open doors, garden, or do sports, and her hands haven’t seen the light of day for 15 years.

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The 5 Most Annoying Things on Women’s Online Dating Profiles

These dating profile cliches are pretty spot on.

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How “Reality Bites” Completely Screwed Up My Perception of Dating and Relationships

In the angst that was my early twenties, I saw a guy who could say all the things I longed to hear one moment only to take it all away the next as the most powerful, seductive man alive.