The rock climbing gym: one place where it’s acceptable – in fact, it’s expected – to stare at someone’s ass (as they scale that boulder). This coupled with the prevalence of harnesses and rubbers (climbing shoes) makes the climbing gym a ripe venue for picking up a hot date. Here’s a list of ten pickup lines for the rock climbing gym:

1. I’d belay you all night long.

2. I like the way you finger that crack.

3. Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, want to try?

4. Your chalkballs are huge, mind if I dip my fingers in them?

5. Harnesses obviously look good on you, why don’t you climb into my bed later wearing one. 

6. You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

7. It turns me on watching you squeeze into that tight space. 

8. You really “rock” my world.

9. My crashpad or yours?

10. Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

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