Ask A Naked Guy About Hook Ups And Relationships [Gurl] I don’t get the naked thing, but he’s pretty intuitive.

Republicans’ And Democrats’ Sex Lives [AskMen] G-OHHH-P. Get it?

10 Reasons Men Get Married Even If They’re Not In Love [YourTango] There are a lot of things that go into getting married, but why is being cooked dinner one of them?

Is Lying The Humane Option When Ending A Relationship [xoJane] “I acted like she said she had ordered a piping hot gratin pan of creamed spinach, unzipped her pants, and dipped her nuts in it.”

QUIZ: What’s Your Sex Box? [Comediva] Sex box refers to the “box” in which your sexual tenancies are in. Not an actual sex box. Whatever that is.

Oh My God Please Stop Taking Your Wedding Pictures in the Middle of the Street [Jezebel] Self-explanatory.