Porn for Book Nerds: B*tches in Bookshops
by Lauren Passell on March 21, 2012
We are pleased to bring you this extreme Kanye/Jay-Z “N*ggas in Paris” parody. If you’re into books, like seriously into books, you might have a hard time dating someone who… isn’t. It’s a divider!
Nerdy boy. He’s so slow. He’s still stuck on the intro? He’s a no-go. Instead I had to kick him out my house, though. He mispronounced an author: Marcel Proust.
But it can also bring us together.
The weird thing is, this song is supposed to be a joke but I actually love it and I cannot stop listening to it.
The other weird thing is I totally want to date these girls, and I have a boyfriend. Is that asking for too much?
Are you as hardcore as these girls are about your books? Can readers and non-readers date? Or should they just live on opposite sides of the planet?














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