Newscaster Goes On And On About This Soft Slimy “Mushroom” That’s Really Just A Sex Toy

Well, here it is. The video of the news “reporters” who believe this “sex toy” to be a “strange plant.” They found the “meaty object” that “has a nose and eyes” when digging for a well.

“It has something that looks like lips and the other side, it has a small hole that goes through to the other side,” said the journalist, who then proceeded to measure the “meat lingzhi” with a ruler. She also offered up man interesting facts. Did you know there is a rumor that Emperor Qingshi, while looking for the secret to longevity, found this sex toy to be one of its important ingredients? You don’t say!

Don’t worry, guys, the discoverer will keep this “slimy meat object” in his house and look at it from a “critical and scientific perspective.” Whatever that means. The reporter hopes “everyone can tune in tomorrow at the same time to catch the follow up report.”