How to Look Good Naked (Without Starving Yourself or Hiding Under a Blanket)by Chiara Atik on June 19, 2012
“This will be great!” I naively think to myself. “I’ll just wake up at 6 and hit yoga before work. I will drink a refreshing spinach and cucumber smoothie for lunch, completely eschew all processed foods, cheerily munch on a celery stick for dinner, and make it to the gym for the 8 pm Spin. After 10 days of this regimen, I will look so good naked that it will actually be a crime for me to wear clothes. No man, woman, or animal will be able to resist me.”
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Except, (spoiler alert, future boyfriends!) that never happens. So basically, I need a realistic way to look good naked, one that doesn’t involve celery sticks, planning, or will power.
Johanna Lyman over at GalTime has just the plan. It’s certainly nothing earth-shattering, but if you’ve ever found yourself on a delusional diet and exercise regime, it’s always good to remind yourself that you don’t have to do any of it in order to look good unclothed. And if you’re naked because you’re having sex with someone? Then it really doesn’t matter.