Daylight Savings Time Pickup Lines
by Emily Winter on March 11, 2012
When I’m with you, time disappears.
I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.
The days aren’t the only thing that just got longer.
Come back to my place so I can lose sleep over you.
Can I adjust your body clock?
Let’s do it at 2 a.m. and I’ll rock your world till 3:03, baby.
If we’re going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.
I didn’t change my clocks so that I could get behind you.
I lost an hour of time. Can I borrow one of yours?
My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?
When I met you, my heart skipped a beat — and an hour.
I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.
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