The Art of the “Half-Clean”: 21 Rituals of a Neurotic Guy Preparing for a Date
The great thing about the Half-Clean is that it suggests that my apartment (upon my date’s entrance) is existing in its natural state; it conveys that I am a fairly well-kept person ALL THE TIME, when in reality I am anything but.
Poll: Is Not Kissing on a First Date Weird?
Do all good first dates end with a kiss?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: This Guy Keeps Buying Me Gifts!
Are you weird about dating? We’re here to help you figure it out! This week: extravagant gifts from someone you’re not even dating.
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: Bobbi Kristina Brown Is Dating Her Faux-Brother
Hell, even Lady Mary on Downton Abbey was betrothed to her first cousin and has now upgraded to being engaged to her third cousin.
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: Putting A Google Alert On Someone You’re Dating
There’s no question that Google has changed the dating game, and at this point it’s totally accepted that your date will have googled you before by the first date. But where do alerts fit on the “is this weird?” spectrum?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: Degrees of Sexual Separation Is My Dealbreaker
Are you weird about dating? We’re here to help you figure it out! Today’s topic: Judging people on their hook-up past.
Can I Own a Cat and Be Single and Not Be a Cat Lady?
Yes, I own a cat, and yes, I am single, but I swear, I swear, I SWEAR, I’m not a “crazy cat lady.”
Everyone Agrees That It’s Super Weird to Ask Someone Not to Shower Before a Second Date
The overwhelming majority of you agreed that, yes, obviously this is a very, very weird thing to do, but wait — there’s a surprise ending to the story….
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: He Asked Me Not To Shower….
How long into a relationship do you have to be in order to request that the other person, uhm, doesn’t shower?
That’s Not Creepy At All: Canon’s New ELPH Camera Helps You Photograph People While They Sleep
It also safeguards against photobombers, so there’s that.
Is a First Date on Valentine’s Day the Worst Idea Ever, or Best Idea Ever?
It could be fun or it could be horrible, but at least you won’t be home alone!
Is It Weird To Send A Potential Date Your Resume?
My friend met a guy online, and he sent her his resume. Is this the new normal?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: I Keep Dreaming About My Lesbian Friend
“I’ve had 2 dreams about me getting it with a lesbian friend of mine. First dream was somewhat light, second was graphic and intense. Is this weird?”
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: He Sent Flowers, But We Aren’t Really Dating
Think there’s something weird about your dating life? Send us a question and we’ll tell you, as honestly as we possibly can, whether or not we think (whatever it is) is weird. Today’s topic: unwanted romantic gestures.
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: The Guy I’m Dating Won’t Kiss With Tongue
Is it weird to make-out without using your tongue?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: My Boyfriend’s Sister Looks Exactly Like Me. Exactly.
Maeve couldn’t help but notice her boyfriend’s sister looks a lot like her. Should she run for the hills?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: I Keep A List Of Date Conversation Topics
Are you weird about dating? We’re here to help you figure it out! Today: is making notes of conversation topics before a date weird?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: My Boyfriend Snaps His Fingers During Sex
Is snapping your fingers during sex weird?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: Googling The Menu Before A Date
Do you Google a restaurant before a date in order to not look dumb?
Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird: Elf Ear Surgery Turns Me On
Women (and men, I suppose but don’t care) are now having minor surgery that makes their ears all pointy. Like elves. Permanently like elves.




























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