“You’re Not Going to Find a Boyfriend in Pants That Tight” + 6 More Gay Dating Tips from My Mom

“I’m just saying if you want to have someone over to listen to music on your bed, a roommate would just get in the way.”

What 25 Years of Dating Advice from My Mom Looks Like

I guess the advice will never stop coming. (And I hope it doesn’t, whether I listen to it or not.)

5 Reasons Poker Players Are Better At Dating

Just don’t wear sunglasses on your next dinner date. That would be weird.

6 Surprisingly Astute Love Tips from American Pie

Wow! Is real life like this!? The answer is yes. Real life is exactly like American Pie.

10 Dating Lessons I Learned from Grindr (As a Straight Woman)

If Grindr boys’ twelve packs are today’s ab standards, I have some working out to do.

Lessons from SXSW: 8 Things I’ve Learned About Dating Rock Stars

Telling me (and girls like me) to stay away from boys in bands is like telling Superman “Maybe you should stop saving lives for a while.”

We Talked to Reid Scott About Love And He Said Girls Don’t Talk Enough But He Was Totally Joking

Reid Scott will be gracing the big screen as Ben in Losing Control (a role that he loves because it shows the girl getting cold feet in a relationship instead of the guy), and gearing up for the April 22nd premiere of Veep on HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The Best Relationship Advice, Hunger Games-Style

Go with the boy with the bread.

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What Would You Do? She’s Got Pit Hair

I don’t mind walking through a briar patch to get to a picnic.

5 Things Biggie Smalls Taught Us About Love

Today this poet and romantic would be 39.

13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines for Your Potential Sneech Muffin

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

How To Make Your Boyfriend a Romantic Dinner

Thank God it’s almost Valentine’s Day. I mean, it’s not my favorite holiday, but I have been waiting all year to romance my boyfriend using Edith Zimmerman’s phenomenal tips in her hilarious piece, “How To Make Your Husband a Nice Dinner” and Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to do it.

Elizabeth Banks On How To Keep a Relationship Going

Don’t embarrass your husband.

This Is Why Dating in Small Towns is Easier Than Dating in a City

Want to find a date in Charleston, South Carolina? It’s easy! According to Charleston Magazine, you just need to ask yourself “What would Mickey do?”

Scarlett Johansson Reminds Us Why Love Doesn’t Mean You Shouldn’t Quit Your Day Job

Scarlett Johansson is promoting her new movie We Bought a Zoo, but all the interviewers really want to ask her about is her divorce from Ryan Reynolds.

Dating Advice From The Golden Girls

Blanche, Sophia, Rose and Dorothy dropped a lot of pearls of wisdom around that kitchen table over the years. Here are some of our favorite dating quips from The Golden Girls.